Danielle Fishel Vs. Jonathan Lipnicki Lyrics - Drop The Mic On Tbs

[Jonathan Lipnicki] 

Joshua, can you drop that beat for me? 

[Round 1: Jonathan Lipnicki] 

On 'Boy Meets World,' you were the dime of your time 

Now you're the girl next door, if she lived under power lines 

When you were on TV, the world found you dreamy 

Now I'm taking you to school, you can call me Mr. Feeny 

Great actors are known for the words that they speak 

But just like David Lynch, you're best known for twin peaks 

Seriously, I'm a fan, so no disrespect 

But you look like an Olsen twin mixed with girl Shrek 

[Danielle Fishel] 

Alright. It's like that, huh? Alright 

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[Jonathan Lipnicki] 

Let's see what you got 

[Danielle Fishel] 

Joshua, give me a beat 

[Round 1: Danielle Fishel] 

Jonathan grew up, man, you truly blossomed 

It's me versus the guy who's not Haley Joel Osment 

Yes, you're a star, you're actually like the sun 

'Cause you were set around five, but by seven, you were done 

You're like an old, dusty player of DVDs 

Because neither of you have worked since 2003 

Ya got famous off one line, and yeah, we enjoyed it 

Now the only line you're famous for is unemployment 

[Danielle Fishel] 

Boom 

[Jonathan Lipnicki] 

Drop another one for me! 

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[Round 2: Jonathan Lipnicki] 

You dated Lance Bass, and you didn't have a clue? 

The biggest sign he was gay is the fact that he dated you 

Rapping here tonight is the most you've worked in years 

I may not be Haley Joel, but I see a dead career 

You only played one character in everything you do 

You're a one-trick pony that they turned into glue 

I'm the total package, you're below average 

Call me Corey Matthews, 'cause you've just been savaged 

[Danielle Fishel] 

Hey, Joshua, give me a beat 

[Round 2: Danielle Fishel] 

Yo, did you know the human head weighs eight pounds? 

Did you know that question is just as dumb as it sounds? 

You're a tiny twerp trying to be buffer these days 

You're essentially like Screech, if he trained for MMA 

Now you're back on stage, so tell me where does that bring us? 

You'd be perfect, if we needed another Minkus 

It's sad to look back and see what you used to be 

I'm killing your career, so you can call me puberty 

[Jonathan Lipnicki] 

Okay, okay. I got one for you. Joshua, hit that beat 

[Round 3: Jonathan Lipnicki] 

If I'm a has-been, then you're a never-were 

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