Bryan Tyree Henry Vs. David Arquette Lyrics - Drop The Mic On Tbs

[David Arquette] 

Yo, Joshua, hit me with a beat 

[Round 1: David Arquette] 

Bryan Tyree Henry, now that's a mouth-filler 

Three names, what are you a serial killer? 

You've been on Broadway and TV so far 

Now you get to meet a real movie star 

You act good on that show 'Atlanta' 

But your body looks like a department-store Santa 

Your raps are as dull as a butter knife 

You may rap on TV, but don't try that in real life 

[Bryan Tyree Henry] 

Ayo, Josh, drop that beat, bro 

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[Round 1: Bryan Tyree Henry] 

There's David Arquette, oh wait, you didn't know? 

That's actually a man, not just a pile of dirty clothes 

Since 1995, your career seemed to burst 

Your Wikipedia just says "listen, he's the worst" 

Aw, poor David, literally, poor David 

When people throw food away, you're like "please save it" 

A subpar falling star, get out the way 

Survived four 'Scream' movies, but you're dyin' on the stage 

[David Arquette] 

That's tough. That's tough 

[Round 2: David Arquette] 

'Atlanta' is a classic, it's a great show 

But people just watch it for Childish Gambino 

Bryan's at a strip club every day 

Not for the girls, but for the giant buffets 

When I wore a belt, I was a wrestling champ 

You just wear a belt to hold up your pants 

I'm familiar with your show, I watch it frequently 

They call you Paperboy because you fold so easily 

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[Bryan Tyree Henry] 

Things to think about 

[Round 2: Bryan Tyree Henry] 

You beat alcoholism? Mad respect 

I'd have a drinking problem too if I was David Arquette 

He's better now, which I find bizarre 

Especially 'cause this idiot just opened a bar! 

To be honest, I'm a fan of the stuff you do 

I'm surprised 'Never Been Kissed' isn't just about you 

And this could be mean, but let's hope that it's not 

I heard your ex-wife, Courteney, left you for better cocks 

[David Arquette] 

Wow, that hurt. That hurt deep and down in my soul 

[Bryan Tyree Henry] 

You get it, right? 

[David Arquette] 

Wow. Kick a man when he's down 

[Round 3: David Arquette] 

You're painfully unfunny, you should be ashamed 

Your name could be Cedric "Who Cannot Entertain" 

Things are going great, Paperboy found fame 

But you're just like Urkel, no one knows your real name 

It's Jaleel White. Sorry, Jaleel. Here we go 

You're a shoo-in for an Emmy next year, I bet 

Not for acting, but for how much you sweat 

After this, we'll get a drink at Bootsy Bellows 

But you probably can't get in, 'cause you rap like Brian Fellows 

[Round 3: Bryan Tyree Henry] 

I'm not saying David Arquette looks really bad 

I'm saying David Arquette looks homeless and sad 

Like he's got a loyalty card with a guarantee 

One more stamp and next rehab is free 

And your personal life, where do I begin? 

You produced a show with your ex about fucking younger men 

This isn't just another horror movie, my friend 

'Cause guess what, the black guy survived in the end 

[Bryan Tyree Henry drops the mic] 

[David Arquette] 

Oh, he actually dropped the mic