Anthony Anderson Vs. Usher Lyrics - Drop The Mic On Tbs

[Anthony] 

Drop that beat, baby! 

[Round 1: Anthony] 

Before I start this battle and get in your biz 

Gotta thank you for your music that helped make my kids 

Before I gas you up and make your head any bigger 

How'd you make a career fallin' in love with strippers? 

Usher has had a little problem with most women 

And "problem," I mean he breaks up a tradition 

I know it's hard to hear, but I have a burning question 

How'd you get caught cheating and call it a confession? 

[Anthony] 

Huh? Huh, Usher? 

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[Usher] 

Wow. Yo, let me get that beat 

[Round 1: Usher] 

Anthony Anderson, the star of Black-ish 

This supposed to be a celebrity battle, I got catfished 

You lost some weight, yeah, your body, it speak 

Tracee must be happy, she carries you every week 

You host Animal Nation, where you and pets chat 

And I got a confession, nobody watches that 

On another note, I know what that's about 

But don't think we'll ever ever ever ever ever ever 

Forget you up in Big Momma's House 

[Beatboxer Joshua Silverstein] 

Daaamn, bad movie-movie 

[Anthony] 

Make some noise if you've seen Big Momma's House! Drop that shit! 

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[Round 2: Anthony] 

Usher's Justin Beiber's mentor since he was eight 

Ooh, Usher, that looks like it's going great 

You think you got me beat? C'mon now, really? 

You need Pepto, 'cause yo ass couldn't even handle Chilli 

Usher accidentally Snapchatted his penis 

But half the women in Atlanta said, "I've already seen this" 

And the shame of that mistake, Usher, you've gotta wear it 

And embrace that yo dick looks like a burnt baby carrot 

[Anthony] 

Put it away! Put it away! 

[Usher] 

I'm about to rip yo ass apart. Here we go 

[Anthony] 

Go! Do what you do 

[Usher] 

Congratulations. Here we go 

[Round 2: Usher] 

Uh, you been nominated for Golden Globes and Emmys 

Year after year you come, but man, you still ain't won any? 

Me, I won eight Grammys, what you think about that? 

It's unbelievable that you ain't win for Kangaroo Jack 

You can't dress, got no swag, whole style is ruined 

Hairdo look like a cockroach family reunion 

You 'posed to tell the truth, but your life is false 

The only checks you gettin' is when the doctor holds your balls and says "cough" 

[Anthony] 

Beatbox, drop that beat 

[Round 3: Anthony] 

I heard your latest album, I knew something was wrong 

It's called Hard To Love, which describes every song 

You were a judge on The Voice, that gig is recyclable 

They only needed you to make Adam Levine likeable 

Many of your songs I hold near and dear 

Like "Let It Burn," that song about your movie career 

I won this fair and square, admit you got beat 

Because unlike you, Usher, I don't cheat 

[Usher] 

You bringin' up old shit, it's all good, alright. But let's talk about some new shit. Yo, let me get that beat 

[Anthony] 

Then bring it! Drop 

[Round 3: Usher] 

Game show, talk show, actin', aw hell 

Is there anything that Anthony Anderson does well? 

I know what that make you, and it needs to be said 

Yeah, you lost a lot of weight, but still got a big pumpkin head 

Now-a-days you fit, but you used to be sloppy 

You lookin' like you Photoshopped a head on yo body 

If I had it my way, man, I'd battle myself 

'Cause your rhymes, they make me wanna, wanna, wanna kill myself