Hell No, I Ain't Happy Lyrics - Drive By Truckers

There's a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer 

She's an overnight sensation after twenty-five years 

Sharp fast curves, power steering 

Unroll that twenty, buy me some beer 

Ain't too bad, too bad at all 

Pick up the phone if I ever call 

Hell no, I ain't happy 

Hell no, I ain't happy 

Hell no, I ain't happy 

There's a purdy little girl outside the van window 

'Bout 80 cities down, 800 to go 

Six crammed in, we ain't never alone 

Never homesick, ain't got no home 

Check my mail if you would please, Jenn 

Collect my things well, now I'm in town again 

Hell no, I ain't happy 

Hell no, I ain't happy 

Hell no, I ain't happy 

But I get a little closer everyday 

Gonna be a long [Incomprehensible] back your way 

I've seen just how much I can stand 

One night in Kansas City, we thought about killing a man 

Seen my number fly by on Interstate Ten 

Seen the mountains of Montana at seven a.m. 

And I keep it all together for the sake of the kids 

Got your fine-ass self on the back of my lids 

Hell no, I ain't happy 

Hell no, I ain't happy 

Hell no, I ain't happy 

But I ain't too crappy 

Now I ain't too crappy, too crappy at all, no no