Buttholeville Lyrics - Alabama Ass Whuppin' - Drive By Truckers

Tired of living in Buttholeville 

Tired of my job and my wife Lucille 

Tired of my kids Ronnie and Neil 

Tired of my 68 Bonneville 

Working down at Billy Bob's Bar and Grille 

The food here tastes like the way I feel 

There's a girl on the dance floor dressed to kill 

She's the best looking woman in Buttholeville 

One day I'm gonna get out of Buttholeville 

Gonna reach right in Gonna grab the till 

Buy a brand new hat and a Coupe deVille 

lay a patch on the road that runs over the hill 

There's a beach somewhere where the water's are still 

Gonna lay in the sun till my skin peals 

Drinking the best scotch whiskey, eating lobster and eel 

and I'm never going back to Buttholeville 

Never going, never going, never going never going back!