Commuter Man Lyrics - Dri

I play Pac-Man and I watch T. V. 

I'm so happy 'cause it pleases me 

I couldn't really ask for anything else 

Maybe my own chain of Taco Bells 

I'm perfectly happy right where I am 

I could live forever in a traffic jam 

It doesn't really bother me to breath the poison air 

I'd choke anyway, I don't really care 

Sometimes I think about getting away for a while 

But when I return I will be out of style 

You may say I'm not an ambitious man 

But let me tell you I've got some plans 

Like there's a new car I wanna buy 

And a video cassette recorder yet I'm not sure why 

I wanna get married and have three kids 

'Cause I'm lonely and I've got the hard dick 

Commuter Man