Ladies 2000 Lyrics - Opposite Of H2o - Drag On

Uhh, my ladies, my ladies, uhh 

HOOK: Who made me burn all of my numbers to bitches, you do 

Who made me turn in early leave on my niggas, you do 

Who do all the cooking at night in the kitchen, you do 

Whoever say pussy don't talk to me, who do 

I love these hoes, yeah I love these hoes 

They make me do the things that I don't want to 

You know let's go 

[Verse 1] 

I need a chick that when the drain clog, call me for plumbin 

Call my name when she cummin, feel my tip, touch tummies 

Split dutch, dump twenties 

Pat my back when I choke 

Don't ask for no totes til I say "Oh you smoke?" 

I need a chick that gon drag for Drag 

I mean she aint gotta be smart in math 

And see my stacks down the ave 

I went from jumpin cabs, to rottin with my niggas 

And hooprags, to the Jags, no top, all glass 

And y'all chicks with long hair, take a seat right here 

So I can blow this wind through it and let my niggas see 

It's all here 

Pay for no hotels, I'm nuttin in the same chair 

Front or the rear or while I'm clutchin the gears 

I leave a chick sprung, I stop fuckin wit her 

She act like it aint nuttin to her it aint nuttin to me 

Long as I don't leave a nut in her 

Used to be rebellin til she heard on Hot 97 

Point uno but I still fuck wit you... 

HOOK 

[Verse 2] 

I spent alotta money on this mattress 

So I can't stand a chick that give me wack sex 

I just tell em they better go home and practice 

'cause if you frontin well you one hell of an actress 

Tackle it, c'mon jump on it, throw your back in it 

Let me know it's deep enough for me to stash cracks in it 

And be realer she can beep when she come near me 

Keep the gun by me, don't let bullshit run by me 

And to my mamis, I speaks "Ven aqui" they come runnin like 

Right now I don't care if they in they car they runnin lights 

Intellectual type, more freaky than a hundred dikes 

Armin her dogs but she got me like I don't wanna bite 

I don't feel like goin to the studio I don't wanna write 

Don't wanna fight, don't wanna fuck nobody else wife 

No frontin boo for real all I really want is you 

But you make me do things that I don't wanna do 

HOOK 

[Verse 3] 

Look at shorty with them things on, makin me feel like King Kong 

That's why I keep a monkey on my arm when I'm playin Donkey Kong 

Petiteness, I love Victoria, but aint no secret 

It don't take a man that's strong to move over them thongs 

Better yet, I'll even put it on, let me take care of this 

When I'm eatin chick, I eatin like wear this 

I love chicks with they braids pushed back 

That look like four racetracks, now chase that 

'cause everybody wantin mine, taste of her tongue's like Duncan Hines 

Can't stand another brother humpin mine only we can bump and grind 

I don't care who was there before I laid there 

For now I play here, and if she want me too I shave there 

I'ma be around until there's gray hair, okay dear 

And I'ma get you these books from Barnes and Noble's wait here 

Then we can split shares 

Computers and street smarts, mine sharp as a dart 

While I'm climbin up the charts 

HOOK 1.5X