The Millionaire Lyrics - A Little Bit More: The Collection - Dr. Hook

Before we begin, thank you 

Thank you, oh thank you, thank you, thank you 

I'm not a bad person, I don't drink and I don't kill 

I've got no evil habits and I probably never will 

I don't sing like Elvis Presley, I can't dance like Fred Astaire 

But there's one thing in my favor, I'm a millionaire 

(What, that's beautiful) 

And I got more money than a horse has hairs 

'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers 

But having all this money is gonna bring me down 

If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around 

I could get myself a nose job, I could diet for a year 

But I'll never be Robert Redford 'cause I'm much too fond of beer 

Please don't misunderstand me, it's not love I'm trying to buy 

It's just I got all this here money and I'm a pretty ugly guy 

But I got more money than a horse has hairs 

'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers 

But having all this money is gonna bring me down 

If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around 

I don't mind if you love me for my money 

If you love me for whatever else I've got 

Except for all this stuff I'm alone in Fort Knox 

I don't guess I'm doing all that hot 

But I got more money than a horse has hairs 

'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers 

But having all this money is gonna bring me down 

If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around 

Hey you, come here babe, stop crying 

Put a quarter in the jukebox