Michaelangelo Lyrics - Dr. Hook

Michaelangelo 

Was giving a one man show 

He had statues with such feeling 

He had his Cistine Chapel ceiling 

People came from Cocamo 

Just to see this one man show 

They say we can't believe what we've seen 

Tell us Michael what does all this mean? 

And he says that's what I do when I can't get no pussy 

That's what I do when I can't get no pussy 

That's what I do when I can't get no pussy 

And I don't get no pussy at all 

William Shakespeare was working at home 

Finishing up a brand new poem 

And a book of sonnets he wanted to write 

And three plays he had to finish that night 

He said I'll call this one Hamlet and this one Macbeth 

And this one Othello and I'll take a short breath 

That's when Francis Bacon appears 

And says tell me man where d'ya get all them ideas? 

And he says that's what I do when I can't get no pussy 

That's what I do when I can't get no pussy 

That's what I do when I can't get no pussy 

And I don't get no pussy at all 

You all remember Atilla The Hun 

Don't think he thought that war was fun 

But whether the battle was lost or won 

He'd just look out at the bodies that were rotting in the sun 

And say It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy 

It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy 

It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy 

And I don't get no pussy at all 

[Thank-you 

For what? 

For nothin' 

hahahaha] 

(c) Unknown