You Shouldn't Call The Doctor Lyrics - Dr. Feelgood

(wilko johnson) 

Girls if your heart is feeling sore 

Call the doctor and he'll fix it for sure 

I'll be over right away but you might find you have to pay 

For a private consultation and a guaranteed cure 

When you're dying of a dreadful disease 

You don't worry 'bout the medical fees 

And it's too late to change your mind the doctors pulling down the blind 

And your temperature is rising to a hundred degrees 

I'll cuddle up beside you for a start 

And listen to the beating of your heart 

And then he'll take you gently by the hand 

And ask you when the trouble first began 

And then he'll look down deep into your eyes 

And if your temperature continues to rise 

There's only one way to make it stop 

I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got 

If this doesn't cure you it'll kill 

But I know it's going to give you a thrill 

And now I've come across don't complain about the cost 

You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills 

I'll cuddle up beside you for a start 

And listen to the beating of your heart 

And then he'll take you gently by the hand 

And ask you when the trouble first began 

And then he'll look down deep into your eyes 

And if your temperature continues to rise 

There's only one way to make it stop 

I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got 

If this doesn't cure you it'll kill 

But I know it's going to give you a thrill 

And now I've come across don't complain about the cost 

You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills