If Walls Could Talk Lyrics - Dr. Feelgood

(bobby miller) 

If walls could talk then I'm sure you'd hear 

A whole lot of things that would make you cry, my dear 

So ain't you glad, ooh, ain't you glad 

That walls don't talk 

No they never talk 

If doors could tell who turned the knobs 

When he's away, working on his job 

Now ain't you glad, oh, you ought to be glad 

That doors don't talk 

No, they don't 

You know, if cars could say just who's been inside 

And exactly whom has been taken for a ride 

Now ain't you glad, I know you ought to be glad 

That cars don't talk 

Oh no, they don't talk 

- harmonica & guitar "duett" - 

If shoes could tell, tell where they've been 

When you claim that you were visiting a friend 

Now ain't you glad, oh ain't you glad 

That shoes don't talk 

No, they just walk 

Well, in a world of trouble we'd be if things ever told on me 

My love life would be through 'cos I'm guilty, how about you? 

If things ever talked that way 

Ain't no telling what they might say 

So ain't you glad, everybody ought to be glad 

That things don't talk 

I tell you, they don't talk about you 

Oh I'm so glad 

I'm so very glad 

That things don't talk 

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