Every Kind Of Vice Lyrics - Private Practice - Dr. Feelgood

If everybody is saying that 

Love is free 

How come they keep it 

Under lock and key 

When it comes to love 

You've gotta shop around 

On and off, the foreman sellin' 

By the pound 

Like every kind of vice 

It's only merchandise 

When you're making love 

Check your wallet every minute 

'Cause that little girl 

Wants everything that's in it 

Another thing with love 

Apart from the money 

You might get stung 

If you're stealing honey 

Not every kind of vice 

It's only merchandise 

Now if you're feeling down 

And you take it on the streets 

Your gonna take your boys 

[Incomprehensible] 

It's gonna lift you off your feet 

You really gonna fly 

But you remember what I said 

When moaning like a sleeper 

And you wish that you was dead 

If it's lovin' or it's liquor 

Or it's this or that 

The man who's selling tickets 

That's getting fat 

Like every kind of vice 

It's only merchandise