Bald - Headed Girl Lyrics - First Come First Served - Dr. Dooom

Hey baby 

I don't want to be kind of direct, but 

I like 

I think I like that's your hair 

If it is your hair 

I don't want to sound kind of different, but 

Are you bald-headed? 

Yeah I like the way you got a lot of that stuff off the horse 

And added to your dimension 

To fool a lot of brothers out there 

Chorus: x2 

Bald-headed girl 

Bald-headed girl 

Bald-headed girl 

For me 

Verse one: 

There are nine million girls with weaves 

With bald heads, braids get sweaty in nine months 

Punks start stinking 

Activator becomes the lazy way 

Face like alligator, acne pimples, vagina cream 

Girl cover your dream 

Look at maxi pads 

On special I seein 

Affection, bootyclappin 

Left y'all tailwaggin 

Like cats in heats 

Rubbing against my knees 

I smell fleas 

Plucking roaches of your thongs 

Yall got the nerve to walk around naked playing a job b song 

Six months pregnant and the baby you don't know who's the father 

Why bother 

It could be bill cosby or kevin johnson 

You just came out the hotel 

With shawn kemp and magic johnson 

With ashy kneecaps 

Your dress showing your butt crack 

With no home training 

You can't match the high class off doctor dooom 

You act more fake than pamela anderson 

Getting rebuilt by oscar goldman 

With contact lenses 

Run with imbeciles who leasse benzes 

You valet park athletes cars 

Buying blond wigs from k-mart 

Chorus: x4 

Verse two: 

Fierce animal with horsehair down her back 

With a stolen g-string, sporting a zirconia ring 

Out the cracker jack box 

Even though her private parts smell like an ox 

Open a window 

Fly rooms at the hyatt don't smell like this 

Air condition can't fight the fish 

Doctor dooom pulling out vanilla wizard 

Spraying the hairstyle worn by the exotic lizard 

Who are you miss 

Trying to be a material analyst 

Liposuction refraction 

You can't afford a pack of hair like toni braxton 

It's a must 

Doctor dooom lost your trust 

The beauty parlor souped you up 

You start riding the bus 

Always in a fly ride 

You just a bald-headed loser 

And I bet you ten packs of human hair the yankees ain't losing 

Pinstripes'll penetrate your buttwipes 

Y'all know the deal 

Scratching your crutch by the hamburger grill 

Wash your hands girl 

Shampoo the feces out your classy curl 

Chorus: x4 

Verse three: 

You got your wig on 

At the front line of the guestlist 

You a spectacular model 

Wearing turtleneck and mohvada watch 

Using a airtight full back panties is a turn off 

Why don't you wipe the worms off 

And all the germs off 

With rubbing alcohol 

I'm in the back of y'all 

Looking at the naps under your hair weave 

Standing next to your man steve 

He don't believe 

You got a process that ain't the best 

With hair growing around your chins and chest 

Bumps on your neck 

Girl, you need to get some stuff from gillete 

Shaving cream, clippers, vinegar, soap, shampoo it's all for you bu 

Watch the oil, hair drop all over the sink man 

Sew that weave in man that stuff gon' start to stink 

Girl get your hair off my sink 

Chorus: x4 

It's the bald-head 2000