Haircuts Lyrics - Down By Law

Pearl Jam clones are everywhere 

Fuck that shit, go cut your fucking hair 

Seattle sound is all around 

But where's the huevos in that sound 

Go to the Whiskey, see a band 

Just all an 'L' and you've got bland 

All those bands just sound the same 

And they all look so fucking lame 

And I don't want to hear it 

Everybody's trying to make it 

Heard it all a million times 

Grab the brass ring before it falls down 

Wish they'd all just go away 

Pearl Jam clones are everywhere 

Fuck that shit, go cut your fucking hair 

Not one word original, not one word original 

And then they all fall down, they all go down 

Grab the brass ring, find the pot of gold