The Show Lyrics - Doug E. Fresh

[Intro] 

Ladies and gentlemen 

The most exciting stage show you've ever witnessed 

Appearing live, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew 

(Oh my God!) 

[Doug & Rick] 

Excuse me Doug E Fresh 

Yes? 

Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic 

With one minute rhymes that don't come out right 

They bite, they never write, that's not polite 

Am I lying? 

No, you're quite right 

Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear 

We swear, the best darn rappers of the year 

So, so, cheerio, yell, scream bravo 

Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show 

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[Doug & Rick] 

A-yo Doug 

What? 

Put your Ballys on 

Yo Rick, I was about to but I need a shoe horn 

Why? 

Because these shoes always hurt my corns 

Six minutes... 

Six minutes... 

Six minutes Doug E Fresh you're on 

Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh uh uh on 

Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh uh uh on 

Uh uh on 

(Is it real?) 

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[Doug & Rick] 

Here we go (here we go) come on (come on) 

Here we go (here we go) come on (come on) 

Yo, where's Will and Barr? 

Well I don't know they're late 

Told 'em the time, oh I forgot the date 

Man, you did it again, oh no 

Yo, here we go, come on, here we go, come on 

Here we go, did you miss the show 

No, no, no-no-no no we didn't 

No no-no-no no-no-no no we didn't 

No we didn't, well don't get us wrong 

Excuse me Doug E... 

Excuse me Doug E... 

Excuse me Doug E Fresh you're on 

Uh uh on 

[Doug E Fresh] 

Well it started off on 8th Avenue 

When I made up the name called the Get Fresh Crew 

It was me, my two DJs Chill Will and Barry B 

And my right hand man Ricky D 

I used to rap and sing, make sounds and things 

And for example, here's a telephone ring 

{Ring, ring} Hello, is Doug E Fresh in? 

No, he's not in right now {click} 

But anyway, no more delay 

Just check out the new style I display 

Now you got to be (fresh) 

To rock with (fresh) 

And I'm D-O-U-G-I-E (fresh) 

And I'm known for the... {Doug E Fresh beatbox} 

Not for the... {Fat Boys beatbox} 

The human beat box or the entertainer 

No other title can fit me plainer 

In a passing generation, I am a remainer 

And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer 

Cashing checks, make sound effects 

And after I finish rocking, Slick Rick is on next 

(You know it) Slick Rick! 

[Slick Rick] 

Well, here's a little something that needs to be heard 

Doug, I was going downtown (word, Rick?) Word! 

(Sure) all alone, no one to be with 

Stepped on the D-Train at 205th 

I saw a pretty girl (so?) so I sat beside her 

Then she went roar like she was Tony the Tiger 

I said hold on, there's been a mistake 

Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes 

(Oh, golly wolly) Cause she was raising hell 

She said, um, my name is Maggie but call me Michelle 

Michelle, my belle 

Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble 

Tres bien ensemble 

Slick Rick and 'em rock the house you know I'm saying 

And when I'm on the mic there won't be no delaying 

Bust a move, we show and prove 

A-yo Doug, do that record Jam On The Groove 

[Outro: Doug E Fresh] 

As you can see, most definitely, we are (fresh) 

Chill Will (fresh) 

Barry B (fresh) 

Ricky D (fresh) 

And I am the original human beat box, the entertainer, Doug E (fresh)