La Di Da Di Lyrics - Doug E. Fresh

[Intro] 

OK, party people in the house 

You're about to witness something you've never witnessed before 

Yes it's the original human beat box, Doug E Fresh 

And his partner, the grand wizard, MC Ricky D 

D and that's me in the place to be 

And we gonna show you how we do it for '85, kick it live, alright 

Because, um, I've got a funny feeling, um 

You're all sick of all these crab rappers 

Biting their rhymes because um they're back-stabbers 

But uh when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here 

There is no competition cause we are the best, yeah 

Finesse impress which we prove 

And y'all will realize that we are the move 

So listen close so you all don't miss 

As we go a little something like this 

Hit it 

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Ah yeah 

Uh, uh, you know what 

La-di-da-di 

La-di-da-di 

La-di 

La-di 

You know what, yo peep this 

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[Verse 1] 

La-di-da-di, we like to party 

We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody, we're 

Just some men that's on the mic 

And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic (Right) 

For all of y'all keeping y'all in health 

Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself 

Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy condition 

That we create, cause that's our mission 

So listen close, to what we say 

Because this type of shit, it happens every day 

I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning 

I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawning 

Went to the bathroom to wash up 

Had some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup 

I said, "Um, mirror mirror on the wall 

Who is the top choice of them all?" 

There was a rumble jumble, five minutes it lasted 

The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard!" 

But that's true, that's why we never have no beef 

So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth 

Used Oil Of Olay cause my skin gets pale 

And then I got the files for my fingernails 

Due to the night and on my behalf 

I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath 

Clean, dry was my body and hair 

I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear 

For all the girls I might take home 

I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo cologne 

Fresh dressed like a million bucks 

Threw on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks 

Stepped out my house stopped short, oh no 

I went back in, I forgot my Kangol 

And then I dilly (dally), I ran though a (alley) 

I bumped into my old girl (Sally) from the (valley) 

This is a girl plays hard to get so I said 

"What's wrong?" cause she looked upset, she said 

"It's all because of you I'm feeling sad and blue 

You went away and now my life is filled with rainy days 

And I love you so, how much you'll never know 

Cause you took your love away from me" 

Now what was I to do 

She's crying over me and she was feeling blue 

I said, um, "Don't cry, dry your eye 

Here comes your mother with those two little guys" 

Her mean mother stepped up, said to me "hi" 

Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the eye 

Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet 

Slammed the child on the hard concrete 

The bitch was strong, the kids was gone 

Something was wrong, I said "What is going on?" 

I tried to break it up, I said "Stop it, leave her" 

She said "If I can't have you, she can't either" 

She grabbed me closely by my socks 

So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox, but 

She gave chase, she caught up quick 

She put a finger in the face of MC Rick 

She said, "Why don't you give me a play 

So we can go cruising in my OJ? 

And if you give me that OK 

I'll give you all my love today 

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, can't you see 

Somehow your words just hypnotize me 

And I just love your jazzy ways 

Oh, MC Rick, my love is here to stay!" 

And on and on and on she kept on 

The bitch been around before my mother's born 

I said, "Cheer up," I gave her a kiss 

I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you miss." 

She says,"No, you're not!" then she starts crying 

I says, "I'm nineteen," she said, "Stop lying!" 

I says, "I am, go ask my mother 

And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!" 

To the tick tock ya don't stop 

To the tick tick ya don't quit 

Hit it! 

Don't never forget, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew