Oprah Lyrics - Doug Anthony All Stars

We're talking to a blind cripple woman with a hairy back 

who claims to be be Michael Jackson's only secret friend 

We'll take a break and be back in 3 

1, 2, 3 

Phil Donahue, we love you 

Sally Jesse Raphael, the southern bell is oh so swell 

but hope for a gun, hope for a gun 

Hope for a gun just to kill, kill, kill, kill 

Hope for a gun, Hope for a gun, 

Hope for a gun just to kill Oprah Winfrey 

Be yourself, be yourself 

My name is Caroline of North, I'm from Noth Carolina! 

(Be yourself) 

I don't know how many of you know this but even 

as I speak I'm being sodomised by a ghost 

(let her finish) 

In my previous existence I was queen Nepatiti of Egypt 

(me too, me too) 

and at the moment I'm a member of the church of latta day channelers 

And I'd just like to say 

That there ought to be a law against you shooting off your mouth 

I don't invite you in but you still get into my house 

You've got the world upon your shoulders, and the weight upon your mind 

Tell you something Oprah Winfrey, 

there's more weight on your Bee... 

Hope for a gun, hope for a gun 

Hope for a gun just to kill, kill, kill, kill 

Hope for a gun, Hope for a gun, 

Hope for a gun just to kill Oprah Winfrey 

Oprah Winfrey is the fattest most powerful woman on the planet earth 

It takes the entire guana canal and three cans of sweet belts to feed = 

oprah 

every day 

Oprah Winfrey, you are the Gross National Product. 

I'll get my guns and ammo, cruise down through L.A. 

Ask you for your autograph then blow you away 

BLAM BLAM BLAM 

When the cops pick me up and take me to the station 

I'll tell them very simply that I did it for the nation 

And, there's a reason for my plan, something that they do not know 

I'll sell the story of my life and guest star on Hiraldo 

Oprah, Oprah, I want to, turn you off! 

BAHHHHH! 

Fire!