I Wish I Was The President Lyrics - American Apathy - Dope

It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent 

I wish I was the President 

It's the end of the month and all my money i spent 

I wish I was the President 

I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence 

So I could keep all the terrorists out 

I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny 

And get high with little honor role girls 

I wish I was the President 

It's the end of the month and what a year so far 

I wish I was the President 

Every end of the month I buy a brand new car 

And drive it straight to the strip bar 

Where I'd be drinkin for free 

And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin fuck the poilce with me 

Snortin shit up my nose 

With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes 

I'd make every day a holiday 

I wish I was the President 

A mandatory raise for the underpaid 

I wish I was the President 

It's the end of the month another one down the drain 

I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane 

And I would still complain 

I'd do whatever I please 

And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies 

I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car 

And fuck11 differnt porno stars 

I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes 

And I'd barely have to see my wife 

I'd make every day a holiday 

I wish I was the President 

A mandatory raise for the underpaid 

I wish I was the President 

Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me 

Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy 

Goddammit do you have to complain 

Don't you think I'm tired of the same ole same ole thing 

I wish I was the President