The Computer Song Lyrics - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Wow, look! 

I'm a computer 

I'm a computery guy 

Everything made out of buttons and wires 

I'd like to show you, inside my digital life 

Inside my mind there is a digital mind 

Oh, maybe you can help us answer this question 

What is the biggest thing... 

Clever 

I'm very clevery guy (Wow!) 

Count to a fifty in the blink of my eye 

And print a picture, and then I tell you the time (Time?) 

Help you to find something you're wanting to find 

Now it's easy to be a clever smart boy like me 

If you can do it all digitally! 

Wow, I'd like to be as smart as a computer 

Actually, we already have a computer 

Great, great news! 

Now, before we begin our journey 

I just need to get some information from you 

What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat? 

I live in my house 

Spaghetti! 

Well, my name is... 

Great news! 

Now, just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way (Wait a second) 

What's your favorite color? (Stop talking) 

Do you like cow's or goat's milk? (Be quiet) 

Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type? 

Are you a... (Shut up!) 

Don't touch me! 

What? 

Welcome, in my digital home 

Eerything's made out of numbers and code (Huh?) 

Wow! We're all computery 

Oh yeah, wow, wow, wow, 'cause of the computer 

I don't get it 

How could it be? 

If I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen 

But you're not you 

You're your digital you 

Virtually real, but controlled by real you 

But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real too 

And you're not real you 

He's inside your real you 

Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too 

But in this digital world, what can we do? 

What can we do? 

Hey, good question 

Well, it's up to you 

In the digital world, there's only three things to do 

Wow, look a pie chart 

Digital style 

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun 

Wow, look, a bar graph 

Digital style 

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun 

Wow, look, a line graph 

Digital style 

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun 

Wow, look, an oblong 

Digital style 

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun 

Wow, look, nothing 

Digital style 

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun 

Wow, look, nothing 

Digital style 

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun 

Wow, look, nothing 

Digital style 

Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun 

Do a digital dancing 

Do a digital dancing 

Do a digital dancing 

Do a digital dancing 

Do a digit- 

...makes two and one 

I am going to paint a picture of a clown 

My dad is a computer 

You are not invited to the party 

Wait, what?