Don't Hug Me I'm Scared V Lyrics - Singles - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

YELLOW GUY 

Hmm.... 

Something's different! 

DUCK GUY 

Hmm... 

Something's...missing.... 

YELLOW GUY 

Is it...this guy? 

BREAD 

Fish and chips! Steak and beef! Fish and eggs! Steak...eggs... 

[BREAD drops spoon] 

CAN 

Are you hungry? 

You look to be a bit hungry! 

Doo Doo Doo Doo! 

Lots of people get hungry! 

STEAK [poking DUCK GUY with a fork] 

That's your body! 

Hungry comes from your body! 

DUCK GUY 

Get off me. 

STEAK 

But, your body - it must-a have to be healthy! 

CAN 

What's that? A tasty snack! 

You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that! 

STEAK 

Greedy, to eat all that! 

You'll end up with your teeth all grey!! 

CAN 

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! 

(+ STEAK) 

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! Do it healthy! 

YELLOW GUY 

Food is talking! 

STEAK GUY! 

Let's get healthy now- 

[PHONE rings] 

... 

DUCK GUY [answering the PHONE] 

Hello? 

STEAK 

You see, the body is like a special house 

With blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms! 

Oh, look! There's Mr. Bladder in the basement, ha ha! 

DUCK GUY 

What? 

STEAK 

Now, food goes in through the chimney (mouth!) 

And goes room to room! 

Greeting the different organs! 

YELLOW GUY 

Hello! 

STEAK 

Now, the good healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs! And so is invited to stay! 

For a party! 

STEAK AND CAN 

Yay! 

STEAK 

But, the bad, not healthy foods are very rude! 

And must leave through the cat-flap! 

CAN 

Rude! 

DUCK GUY 

That doesn't make sens- 

CAN 

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! 

(+) STEAK 

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! You'll be healthy! 

[PHONE rings] 

CAN 

What's that? A tasty snack! 

You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that! 

STEAK 

Greedy, to eat all that! 

You'll end up with your gums all grey! 

DUCK GUY 

But...something's...wrong! 

CAN 

Exactly! 

How do we know which foods are the healthy ones to eat? 

STEAK 

Well, that's easy! 

The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape! 

Choosing normal, plain looking foods such as bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic keep the body ticking over just nicely! 

Isn't that right? 

DUCK GUY 

I need to go! 

CAN 

Wait! What's this? 

STEAK 

Fancy, show-up-y foods like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods, and yolk! 

CAN 

Ugh! 

STEAK 

These foods will clog up the body with unnecessary detail. 

Oh no! Look, it's all broken and on the floor! 

FRIDGE 

Everything tastes great! 

Maybe we should wait- 

DUCK GUY 

No! 

FRIDGE 

Before we put it on the plate! 

DUCK GUY 

Enough!! 

FRIDGE 

Or it could be too late!! 

DUCK GUY 

I don't wanna do this anymore!! 

... 

CAN 

What's that? 

A pizza slice? 

You're better off with plain white sauce! 

STEAK 

What's that? 

Plain white sauce? 

Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey! 

FRIDGE 

Does it matter? 

Just throw it away! 

Why not try something else on your tray? 

STEAK 

What's that? A lovely pie? 

But you're gonna end up sad inside. 

CAN 

Ugh, sad inside? 

... 

FRIDGE 

Everyone has their teeth go grey! 

Just eat yeast, and it'll go away! 

STEAK 

But, how much have you had today? 

Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey! 

CAN 

How about some onion paste? 

Looks like fun! 

Have a taste! 

STEAK 

That wasn't onion paste! 

You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate! 

(+) STEAK and FRIDGE [increasing in volume] 

A stranger's plate! 

A stranger's plate! 

A stranger's plate! 

A stranger's plate! 

A stranger's plate! 

A stranger's plate!...