The Intergalactic Laxative Lyrics - Donovan Leitch

I was impressed like everyone 

When man began to fly 

Out of earthly regions 

To planets in the sky 

With total media coverage 

We watched the heros land 

As ceremoniously 

They disturbed the cosmic sand 

In awe with admiration 

We listened to the talk 

Such pride felt they, such joy to be 

Upon the moon to walk 

My romantic vision shattered 

When it was explained to me 

Spacemen wear old diapers 

In which they shit and pee 

Oh, the intergalactic laxative 

Will get you from here to there 

Relieve you and believe me 

Without a worry or care 

If shitting is your problem, 

When you're out there in the stars 

Oh, the intergalactic laxative 

Will get you from here to Mars 

They don't partake like you and I 

Of beefy burger mush 

Their food is specially prepared 

To dissolve into slush 

Absorbed by multi-fibers 

In the super diaper suit 

Otherwise the slush would trickle 

Down inside the boot 

Oh, the intergalactic laxative 

Will get you from here to there 

Relieve you and believe me 

Without a worry or care 

If shitting is your problem 

When you're out there in the stars 

Oh, the intergalactic laxative 

Will get you from here to Mars 

You may well ask now what becomes 

Of liquid they consume 

A pipe is led from penis head 

To a unit in the room 

The water is recirculated 

Filtered for reuse 

In case of anti-gravity 

Pee gets on the loose 

Oh, the intergalactic laxative 

Will get you from here to there 

Relieve you and believe me 

Without a worry or care 

If shitting is your problem 

When you're out there in the stars 

Oh, the intergalactic laxative 

Will get you from here to Mars 

Wherever man has conquered 

On the quest for frontiers new 

(Da da da da) 

I'm glad that he's always had to do 

The number one and two 

It makes it all so ordinary 

Just like you and me 

To know the greatest heroes 

They had to shit and pee 

The intergalactic laxative 

Will get you from here to there 

For cosmic constipation 

There's none that can compare 

If shitting is your problem 

When you're out there in the stars 

Oh, the intergalactic laxative 

The intergalactic laxative 

The intergalactic laxative 

Will get you from here to Mars