On The Amazon Lyrics - Don Mclean

There's a danger zone, not a stranger zone 

Than the little plot I walk on that I call my home 

Full of eerie sights, weird and skeery sights 

Ev'ry vicious animal that creeps and crawls and bites! 

On the Amazon, the prophylactics prowl On the Amazon, the hypodermics howl On 

the Amazon, you'll hear a scarab scowl and sting zodiacs on the wing 

All the stalactites and vicious vertebrae 

Hunt the stalagmites while laryngitis slay 

All that parasites that come from Paraguay in the spring 

Hmm, hmm hmmm 

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Snarling equinox among the rocks will seize you 

And the fahrenheit comes out at night to freeze you 

Wild duodenum are lurking in the trees 

And the jungle swarms with green apostrophes 

Oh, the Amazon is calling me 

On the Amazon, the pax vobiscum bite 

On the Amazon, the epiglottis fight 

On the Amazon, the hemispheres at night all slink where the agnostics drink 

All the hippodromes that lie concealed in mud 

Hunt the metronomes that live in swamp and flood 

Then the kodachromes run out and drink their blood, poor ginks 

While velocipedes among the weeds will scare you 

And the menopause with hungry jaws ensnares you 

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Frenzied adenoids infest the hills and slopes 

Everyone avoids the deadly stethoscopes 

Oh, the Amazon is calling 

Yes, the Amazon is calling 

Oh, the Amazon is calling me-ee!