Little Old Bitty Pissant Country Place Lyrics - Dolly Parton

It's just a little bitty pissant country place 

Ain't nothin' much to see 

No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be 

It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place 

Ain't nothing to hide at all 

Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill 

But there's nothing dirty going on 

Nothing dirty going on 

We get simple farmers, local business men 

Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin 

Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high 

But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry 

Chorus: 

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It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see 

No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be 

It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all 

Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on 

I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball 

They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all 

You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day 

Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away 

Repeat Chorus 

Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat 

And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street 

Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools 

Cause every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rules 

Yea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules 

Ruby, Ray start em! 

Beds are not to be wallowed in 

That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do 

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And it don't make money! 

Betrix! 

I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other peoples business 

Eloise honey! 

And please don't show us no tattoos 

No hearts and flowers on your thigh 

It's downright tacky 

Brands for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's 

Do you catch my drift? 

I pay the food and the rent and the utilities 

You keep your mind on your work responsibilities 

Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities 

And we can get along 

Dawn! 

Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now 

Tatty Joe! 

I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow 

Lindy Lue! 

Any one taking sick leave for to make real sure their sick 

And every time you hear that bell... 

You better get here double quick 

And as for pimps 

Pimps are something you don't need 

To get your daily business done 

Are you listening good? 

Keep them leaches and blood suckers of the bathrobes 

And I know how to use a gun 

And nobody messes with my girls 

And any questions you might have about the way I run this place 

Don't grip and whine behind my back 

Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all 

Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way 

She pays the food and the rent and the utilities 

We keep our mind on our work responsibilities 

Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities 

And we can get along 

Repeat Chorus 

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see 

No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be 

It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all 

Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill 

Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill 

Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill 

But there's nothing dirty going on 

Nothing dirty going on