Sing A Soppy Song Lyrics - Singles - Dollop

Tracey Ullman: 

La la la la 

David Copperfield: 

We got a wonderful aroma 

We are as sweet as saccharine 

Ullman: 

La la la 

My singing puts you in a coma 

We're the most hypnotic group you've ever seen 

Both: 

But the thing that never shows is 

We get up each other's noses 

Chorus: 

Sing a soppy song 

In voices so pathetic 

Sing a soppy song 

It's like an anaesthetic 

We're as pure as pure can be 

We were made in a laboratory 

You see 

Copperfield: 

You know her lips are pure elastic 

Ullman: 

(Shut your mouth, shut your mouth) 

Copperfield: 

What's more, she's got glass eyes 

Ullman: 

Ha ha ha 

And all his bits are made of plastic 

But he should look almost real when the varnish dries 

Both: 

We don't jump or shake 

Just in case we break 

Chorus: 

Sing a soppy song 

It's really easy-peasy 

Don't sing it for too long 

Or it will make you queasy 

Copperfield: 

I think I'm go and join Bucks Fizz 

Ullman: 

Well you know where your suitcase is 

Copperfield: 

But before I start to pack 

There's something I'd like back 

Give me back my duvet 

And my pink flannelette pyjamas 

Ullman: 

Take your dirty socks as well 

They smell like two dead llamas 

Copperfield: 

Give me back my hot water bottle 

My train set and my Noddy book 

APPLAUSE