Lapchild Lyrics - Dogwood

So we see it start again, 

Another adolescent standing with her friends 

Just one more guy too shy to tell her how he feels 

So when he does, to us it's no big deal 

They start to date and hug and kiss and hold hands 

Also soon forgetting one of God's great commands 

It says "You shall have no other Gods before me" 

Did they care? No, 'cause they couldn't see 

It started with a kiss, not just a little peck 

Next thing he knew, he was slurpin on her neck 

It's obvious to see, that he has no recompense 

They're just another couple, that never make any sense 

Just as a though becomes a deed 

Soon there's a mouth you have to feed. 

How the child count becomes three. 

He and she are just a like 

Barely got training wheels off of their bikes; 

How did they expect to live carefree? 

Always whining "There's no time to play" 

Sorry, but that's the price you pay, 

I have it was worth five minutes o' love. 

Shucks, funds are getting tight 

Money situation doesn't look too bright. 

We'll see what happens when push comes to shove 

It started with a kiss, not just a little peck, 

Next thing he knew, he was slupin on her neck, 

And now they have a kid, and another on the way 

What a shame to see their sky is gray 

It started with a kiss, not just a little peck, 

Next thing he knew, he was slurpin on her neck, 

It's obvious to see, he stumbled, then he fell, 

Their foolish child games, put them in a living hell.