I love Lucy
I love Lucy Liu
Yes, I love her twice as much as you
Now there's Jolie
Angela Jolie
Could you ever look as good as she
Ohh, I just want someone that would come home
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Why don't you come, why don't you come home
Now there's Zeta
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Yes, her body is perfectly toned
Oo, when I meet her
We'll be mates, you'll see
And I'll be the guy the guys want to be
Ohh, I just want someone that would come home
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Why don't you come, why don't you come home
And just one star jump out of magazines, into my arms
Hey now
We took it too, we took it too far
You're watching watching you, watching me
You're watching watching you, watching me
You're watching watching you, watching me
You're watching me
You're watching, watching you, watching me
You're watching, watching you, watching me
You're watching, watching you, watching me
You're watching me
You're watching watching you, watching me
You're watching watching you, watching me
You're watching watching you, watching me
Stop watching me
Oh, I just want someone that would come home
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Why don't you come, why don't you come home
And just one star jump out of magazines into my arms
Hey now
We took it too, we took it too far