Candyman Lyrics - Singles - Djpelckerson

Candyman: DJP 

(Ring) 

Hello? 

Hey what up it's DJP 

Who is this? 

It's DJP... 

Whoit? 

DJ Fuckin P 

Ahhh I think you got the wrong # 

Ahhh I don't thing so.. 

You wanna hear me rap? 

What? 

You wanna hear me rap? 

Don't fuckin call my house again 

Yo, Hold up 

Hello? 

Hello? 

Yo/Chyea 

Yeeeee: Yo Comah Yoooo Chyea 

From this, Kyeaaa...From da, & da, & da 

From da.. 

Nutta brother sister's brothers cousin 

Evolution.. Isaac Newton 

Buying fig newtons by the dozen 

Call me John Candy 

Call me Candyman, Cuz I'm Handy 

Call me Sandy Bo Bandy Fe Fi Fo Fandy 

I got purple haze in my lungs 

DJ Pee Pee like a stun gun 

Stun n gun 

Stun n youngn's 

With my bag of nuggets 

They be yellow blue 

Just like the denver nuggets 

Chyea 

Current play back 

Format YO 

Record a fromat 

YO reverse that 

(Sony Blakas) 

See you got it 

Just keep it up man 

Keep rappin to this fucking beat 

HERE WE GO... 

Okay, Okay, Okay here we go 

YO I'm not from these mother fucking streets 

I still piss in my mother fucking sheets 

DJP 

From 6 times this week 

It's 3 in the morning 

I'm trying to get some fucking sleep 

And if you call back one more time 

I'll have yah ass in my beat 

So how's that DJP 

How's this fucking rap 

To your fucking beat 

Have your fucking beat back 

Don't ever fucking call back 

YO YO.. That guy was fucking pissed 

Holy shit, we should call him back 

Hold on 

Lemme call him back... 

Hello, the Stevenson's Residence 

Uhhhhh hello.. Mr. Stevenson 

This isn't Mr. Stevenson 

This is actually the Glenville Police DEPT. 

If you call back one more time 

We will deffinitley put you in jail 

MAN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE 

YOUR NOT THE FUCKING GLENVILLE POLICE DEPT. 

GAME TIGHT 

SO THIS SONG WAS SO GOOD LAST TIME 

I MINE AS WELL JUST...JUST 

I KEEP IT GOING 

With the flowin' 

Like a nightbrite... 

I'm fucking glowing 

This fucking street is always glowing 

I'm my fucking undertowing G ready 

E-Clipse mother fucking 

PISS TITS... 

Piss Tits 

I didn't say piss tits 

I said Shiz Tits 

& If you want some Fish Sticks 

I'll fucking shiztits 

I'll fucking dick slap you 

& fucking piss test you