Mirc Paradise Lyrics - Singles - Djedis Peons

(C. Ackerman) 

As I walk to the computer 

where I found my girlfriend, 

I take a look at my life 

and realize its very plain! 

But that's just perfect for an Jedi like me, 

Ya know, I NEED fancy things like electricity. 

At four-thirty in the mornin' I'm chatting with kev 

EagleT beats the peons and Dylan wow's . . . fool! 

And I've been chatin' and bitchin' so long that 

Even Lise thinks that my mind is gone. 

I'm a man of the net, I'm into discipline. 

Got a mouse in my hand and no beard on my chin. 

But if I finish all of my pages 

And you finish yours, 

then tonight we'll flood wchat 

Like We're Whores ! 

We've been spending most our lives 

Living in a mIRC Paradise. 

I flood k9 once or twice, 

Living in a mIRC Paradise. 

It's hard work and sacrifice, 

Living in a mIRC Paradise. 

We steal software with out a price, 

Living in a mIRC Paradise. 

A local op kicked me out of the channel last week. 

I just flooded him and I turned the other cheek. 

I really don't care, In fact, I wish him well. 

'Cos I'll be laughing my head off When i nuke him to hell. 

But, I ain't never kicked a peon, Even though he deserved it 

An OP with a 'tude, You know that's unheard of. 

I never puh yer buttons, and kylas got my sw hat! (bitch!) 

And my homeys agree, I use to be a peon in black, fool! 

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears. 

I need to pay my phone 300 dollar phone bill, dear ! 

But we ain't really quaint, 

So please don't clone or scroll, 

We're just, as kev would say, Stone Cold! 

There's no peons, no gimps, no helpbots, 

Not a single sysop. UnLike Wchat, 

It's as fun as it can be. 

We've been spending most our lives 

Living in an mIRC Paradise. 

We're just plain and simple guys, 

Living in an mIRC Paradise. 

There's no time for sin and vice 

Living in an mIRC Paradise. 

We always fight, we dont play nice, 

Living in an mIRC Paradise. 

Hammerin' up a channel, 

raisin' lots of clutter. 

took a channel on Monday, 

Soon I'll take anutter. 

Think you're really peonic? 

Think you're really smart? 

Well, I know I'm a million times 

As humble as thou art! 

I'm the jedi guy the little newbies wanna be like 

On my ass day and night chatting till the afterlife! 

So don't be vain, And don't be whiny! 

Or else, Dylan , K9 might have to get medieval on your heinie! 

We've been spending most our lives 

Living in an mIRC Paradise. 

We're all crazy Mennonites 

Living in an mIRC Paradise. 

There's irc cops banning u out of sight 

Living in an mIRC Paradise. 

But you'd probably think it bites 

Living in an mIRC Paradise. 

Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh. 

Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH.