Guys Ain't Nothing But Trouble Lyrics - Dj Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble 

But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble 

So next time a girl gives you the play 

Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away 

Just last week when I was walking down the street 

I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet 

I walked up to her I said hello 

She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know 

But by the way sweetheart what's your name 

She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine 

I said my name is the Prince and she said why 

I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy 

But enough about me yo let's talk about you 

And all the wonderful things that you and I can do 

I popped some cash and in a little bit of time 

I showed some cash and the girl was mine 

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I took her over town I wined her and dined her 

She ask me did I like her I said well kinda 

All of a sudden she jumped out her seat 

Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street 

She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging 

So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin 

She got mad looked me dead in my face 

Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape 

I got scared when she started to yell 

So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell 

I was duckin through alleys right and left 

But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death 

I was arrested charged with agrivated assault 

(yo Clancy we got him) 

But it wasn't my fault 

Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble 

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But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble 

So next time a girl gives you the play 

Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away 

I was in a bar one Friday night 

Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight 

I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla 

When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila 

I responded by saying hello 

She paid for my drink and then said let's go 

20 minutes later things were starting to cook 

As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots 

The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses 

She started winking and making little passes 

At me she pat me close that's when she got bold 

She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold 

We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing 

Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring 

I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek 

And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets 

I felt that it was time for me to make my move 

I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove 

I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue 

A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you 

Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin 

And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb 

I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go 

I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window 

Just my luck we were in a snow storm 

And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm 

And to top the night off I had to break in my place 

Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case 

I was done sneezing and coughing 

I hope this doesn't happen to often 

But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble 

But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble 

So next time a girl gives you the play 

Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away 

Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point 

Prince: I don't know I don't think they really do 

Jazzy: I think you should give 'em another example 

Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here 

I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year 

It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear 

I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert 

(I'm wit it) 

It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready 

(yeah) 

Aight fine see you then Betty 

I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth 

Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ???? 

Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet 

Until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet 

I sat there for at least an hour 

It was ten after nine before she got in the shower 

9:35 she comes downstairs 

And said I need a little longer to finish my hair 

At ten o'clock we had then missed the show 

She comes downstairs and says let's go 

Go where go to sleep I'm gone 

I was steamin like a demon as I drove home 

But it just goes to show not trying to bust your bubble 

But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble 

So next time a girl gives you the play 

Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes 

Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away 

Jazzy: man first your parents just don't understand 

Then you having these crazy nightmares 

Prince: I know why me man why me 

Jazzy: what's next 

Prince: now these girls man you know how it is 

Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em