Nevermind Lyrics - Singles - Dizraeli & The Small Gods

You might see me walkin round with a slight limp 

its not a 'G' thing bruv Ive done my ankle in 

a bit thrown like the dice in the Aiching 

Im not sleeping well my head is tangalin 

I need an aspirin bruv I need a Saturday 

cup of tea to drink possibly a Jaffa cake 

or just an evening alone without a manic day 

its been an age since Ive been chilled master- 

baby, come here, I love you you're my stinky tits 

you can help me with my problems come to think of it 

rinky dink, sugar plum, twinkle clit 

I didnt mean stinky tits, sorry! Ive been a dick! SORRY! 

that was worse than dreadful 

its my stress levels its my work schedule 

with my desk head full of words unsettled unearthed Im dizzy Im inaffect Im ineffectual 

but like 

never mind, it doesnt matter what you look like, 

all that matters is you dance, coz its a very very short life X2 

I move fast 

all the flies on me are blue arsed 

kipper turned pages till he got to the rude parts 

hit the kerb naked with a sock on his do-da's 

a wonderful night for a moon dance! 

cheramin serenade us on a sketchily tuned harp 

Venus plays the bass strings strung between two stars 

Jesus levitates on a fungus of blue hearts 

and Sarah Palins abducted in Utah 

(pardon?) 

I said welcome to the teradome 

never give acid to a man with a megaphone 

he will get frantic and then he wont let it go 

have you ever seen a rappers head explode? 

and when the crowd dies I hope that they've been entertained 

with something useful, like safety information on a train 

coz to be truthful, i crave just a little taste of fame, 

but then i realise ego is a waste of brains 

Chorus [repeats until the song ends]