Norman And Norma Lyrics - Divine Comedy

Norman and Norma got married in Cromer 

April 1983 

It could have been warmer but Norman and Norma 

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Were happy as they'd ever been 

They flew to Majorca and swam in the water 

It felt just like having a bath 

The piña coladas hit Norma hard 

And she fell into bed with a laugh 

And she said... 

Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt like this before 

And oh, Norman, I've never really known your kiss before 

Oh no, Norman, Norman... 

Norman and Norma had three lovely daughters 

Nadia, Nora and Niamh 

The firm Norma worked at wouldn't take her back 

After maternity leave 

They dreamt of Majorca but couldn't afford to go 

On Norman's salary 

So they went to Cromer, got double pneumonia 

And Norma remembered when she used to say... 

Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt like this before 

And oh, Norman, I've never really known your kiss before 

Oh no, Norman, Norman... 

Twenty years on and the children have gone 

And they're both at a bit of a loss 

They've tried salsa classes and growing tomatoes 

But nothing is getting them off 

Then one day in Clacton there's a re-enactment 

Of Normans and Saxons, and this 

Gets their juices flowing, before long they're going 

And fighting like it's 1066! 

And she says... 

Oh, Norman, it's never ever felt like this before 

And oh, Norman, I've never really known such bliss before 

Oh no, Norman... 

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