Bernice Bobs Her Hair Lyrics - Divine Comedy

Bernice bobs her hair in the barber's in the square 

All her new-found friends are there to see it done 

Bernice bobs her hair 

She's been driven to despair 

'Cause her cousin doesn't care about anyone 

Her hair was long 

Her hair was dark 

Her hair flowed down her back 

And now it lies upon the floor 

Bernice runs out the door 

Marjorie had told her what to wear to the parties 

Marjorie had told her what to say to the boys 

Now Marjorie was jealous of her social advances 

And presented her with this choice 

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"Bernice bob your hair 

You've persistently declared this intention 

Do you dare to disagree?" 

So Bernice bobs her hair and is instantly ensnared 

In the trap so well prepared by Marjorie 

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