I'm Going To Buy You A Gun Lyrics - Singles - Dismemberment Plan

I'm going to get you a gun 

I'm going to get a video camera 

We're going to take you downtown 

We're going to show them how to get things done 

I'm going to take you outside 

I'm going to take you out on a 9-5 

We're going to blind-fold you and run 

We're going to be miles away when the cops come 

No-nooo-nooo-No 

No-nooo-nooo (etc) 

I'm going to get you a gun 

I'm going to buy a video camera 

We're going to take you downtown 

We're going to show them how to have some style 

I'm going to take you outside 

I'm going to show you the whole wide world 

They're as Christian as can be 

Even Christ told a cripple joke now and then 

Oh-NO-noo-NO 

No-na-no (etc) 

I am going to get you a gun 

I'm going to get a video camera 

We're going to go on downtown 

We're going to show them how to have some fun.