#selfie Lyrics - Dim Mak

When Jason was at the table 

I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl 

Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? 

Because he was totally texting me all night last night 

And I don't know if it's a booty call or not 

So, like what do you think? 

Did you think that girl was pretty? 

How did that girl even get in here? 

Did you see her? 

She's so short and that dress is so tacky 

Who wears cheetah? 

It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness? 

After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? 

I really need one 

But first, 

Let me take a selfie 

Can you guys help me pick a filter? 

I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia 

I wanna look tan 

What should my caption be? 

I want it to be clever 

How about "Livin' with my bitches, Hashtag live" 

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes 

Do you think I should take it down? 

Let me take another selfie 

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie 

What a creep 

Is that guy sleeping over there? 

Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on 

That's so ratchet 

That girl is such a fake model 

She definitely bought all her Instagram followers 

Who goes out on Mondays? 

Ok, let's go take some shots 

Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up 

Oh wait, never mind I'm fine 

Let's go dance 

There's no vodka at this table 

Do you know anyone else here? 

Oh my god, Jason just texted me 

Should I go home with him? 

I guess I took a good selfie 

Let me take a selfie