The Return Of The Crazy One Lyrics - Body-hat Syndrome - Digital Underground

(Okay, buddy, start playing!) 

One, two 

Buckle my shoe 

Scooby-Doo 

Humpty what you gonna do? 

Lick lick, let me lick 

Smell, let me smell the flavor 

And taste the behavior 

The way you 

Been kicking it while the Humpster was lamping 

Fishing and camping 

Out renting boats in the Hamptons 

Eating good, working out, and giving charity 

Working on my vocal cord clarity 

Hell, no, I can't front, I been at the crib G-ing 

Slapping poontang trying to be the mack pappy 

40-dog and pina colada peeing 

Making my rounds to keep the Humpty girls happy 

If you missed me I was laying in the cut 

Wrecking big butts 

And scratching my knees 

Cuz my homegirl's cat got fleas 

That's how it goes 

The beat flow-flows 

Yo peep the new color of my nose 

Representing how we been living 

That's how it is 

I'm not the biz 

But if I was to pick a booger 

It'd be a big fat gooey gold plated loogie 

But I was born a yankee so I use my hanky 

The way I wear my clothes freaks the hos cuz I'm lanky 

Speaking of hankies, I like hanky-panky 

Especially when the hanky-panky's stanky 

Of course ain't gonna be too much stanking 

Cuz then my duty would be to give the booty a spanking 

I like biscuits and grits on the sausage 

And so you know it's me, I wrote some nonsense 

Hova glova nivlan blizman glaze niull 

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The return of the crazy one (you think I ain't?) 

Psycho alpha, that means the crazy one 

Gold nose lazy one 

Skill to kill 

I never worked I never will 

I'm the original high yellow rich rigger bum 

Hookers getting mad cuz they can't make me come 

Around their way 

Addicted to the way that I play 

I like to chew bubblegum 

Make them laugh when I'm loving them 

I blew a bubble and some Bubble-Yum 

Got caught up in the booty 

I thought it was the end of her 

Gabriella needed an enema 

So I put away the broom 

And we broke out the vacuum 

Sort of like spring cleaning 

Humpty Hump's leaning 

Into the groove from the fat beat 

The pimp slap beat 

The yo my head is nodding cuz I'm hooked like crack beat 

Hiva-humping 

Rip-riva-rumping 

Biva-biva-butt-pumping 

Rump-riva-rump-pumping 

And it just ain't releasing me 

The beat's obesity 

So fat that it makes me shout 

Ah ha this beat's got gout 

Not from the worms, from the pork 

That you eat with a fork 

But it weighs about a ton when it plays 

Back to the honeys 

The play-booty-bunnies 

You know what's real funny to me 

When they get up for the downstroke 

The look on their face when they almost choke 

On the lean butter bean brown hamhock 

I got the joke in the chamber and the gun's cocked 

It's time to pull out my funny bone and get ready for the fun 

The return of the crazy one 

Five, six 

Humpty's sick 

Seven, eight 

Just too late 

To get the man the help that he needs 

Yo, how about some butter beans