No Nose Job Lyrics - Sons Of The P - Digital Underground

[Dr Cook] 

Ruth, send in the next patient 

[Chorus x4] 

Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job 

Said dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that) 

[Baby D/Humpty-Hump] 

People say, yo Humpty now that your records is sellin 

Ain't it about time for you to be bailin out 

Of the race and community you come from 

Yo, your face has gotta change, Hump! 

Ice Cube says you're making more than Donald Trump 

So yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump 

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Dr: Sit down 

HH: Wait a minute, uh-uh 

Dr: Get in the chair 

[Humpty-Hump] 

Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked 

She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figure 

The white girl says my hips are not big enough 

And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger 

All of these so-called celebrities 

Sellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilities 

A young girl sees you on a TV show 

She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!" 

Why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head 

So you can get another gold waterbed?! 

You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibit 

Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it 

[Chorus] 

[Humpty-Hump] 

Uh, and you don't stop, check it 

I smell the message from the TV 

Does my Humpty nose deceive me? 

Smells like the blacker the wacker 

Polly wants to be a cracker, if you let her 

But see for me, the bigger the nose the better 

They say the lighter the righter 

Oh yeah?! Well, that's tough 

Sometimes I feel I'm not black enough 

I'm high yellow, my nose is brown to perfection 

And if I was to change it'd be further in that direction 

So catch me on the beach, I'll be gettin a tan 

Make sure there's no mistake that 

Humpty-Hump is from the motherland 

Layin in the sun, string bikini 

Between the buns of two cuties 

Still mackin, there'll be no nose job 

[Chorus] 

[Baby D] 

Come on, Humpty, let's get out of here 

Dr: Hi, Humpty. My name is Dr Cook, I'll be handlin your surgery today 

HH: Uh, surgery?! Ain't no surgery, said I don't want none ­ 

Dr: Yeah, but you're gonna be a big star 

HH: Star? Look I'm already a star ­ 

Dr: A huge star, kid 

HH: Y'all don't understand, man ­ 

Dr: Big, really big! 

HH: So what, I don't wanna ­ 

Dr: Yeah, get his legs 

HH: Put me down, put me down! 

Dr: Come on, Humpty, don't worry about a thing, don't worry about it 

HH: No, no! 

Dr: Calm down, you're going to be fine. 

HH: Hey! 

Dr: Come on, sedative (sedative).scalpel (scalpel) 

HH: Sedative! Scalpel! 

Dr: Knife (knife), Gauze pad (gauze), and gimme a little tape (tape) 

Dr: Okay, he'll be alright.don't worry about it 

HH: [gibberish] 

Nr: You're falling asleep, Mr Humpty.