I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That Lyrics - Diffie Joe

I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan 

I work out in the heat and the cold 

Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf 

'Stead of just another sheep in the fold 

I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar 

And cry about a luxury tax 

They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht 

I'd like to have a problem like that 

Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that 

Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac 

Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back 

I'd like to have a problem like that 

I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V. 

He looked like a tall Tom Cruise 

He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy 

They're burning both ends of his fuse 

He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation 

He can t find time to relax 

From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving 

I'd like to have a problem like that 

Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that 

Be a one-man woman juggling act 

How many can you keep in the air before you lose track 

I'd like to have a problem like that 

I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin 

I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in 

Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life 

And how much can I get for the movie rights 

Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that 

Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack 

Should I drag 'em through court 

Or tell 'em to kiss my fax 

I'd like to have a problem like that 

Give me those problems 

I think that I could solve 'em 

I'd like to have a problem like that