Andy Stern Lyrics - Diesel Boy

Got a friend who's small in size 

A fucked up afro is his only disguise 

Him and Jason, they play the guitar 

If they could find a drummer they would go far 

Everybody won't you sing along 

'cause this is Andy's song 

He's short and stoned and he's never on time 

He ain't been layed since 1989 

He's got a lisp and lots of hair 

His teeth fell out and he don't even care 

He works at Gravenstone's, he'll sell you a bong 

He is pretty cool so don't get us wrong 

His brother's in a band know's Ian MacKaye 

They signed to Dischord go see'em someday 

Everybody won't you sign along 

'cause this is Andy's song 

Dropped out of college, went to work for himself 

An idea and a sticker press, came a buttload of wealth 

The stickers sold with a whole lotta luck 

I'm sure you've seen'em they say "Mean People Suck" 

We've got a friend, who's small in size 

A fucked up afro is his only disguise 

He sold the phrases of a generation 

So we wrote this song in admiration