Drunk On A Plane Lyrics - Riser - Dierks Bentley

I took 2 weeks vacation, for the honey moon 

A couple tickets all inclusive, down in cancun 

I couldn't get my money back so, 

I'm in seat 7A 

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane 

I bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy 

Cause I taped your picture 

To the seat back right beside me 

Now I've got empty mini bottle fillin' both our trays 

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane 

Buyin' drinks for everybody 

But the pilot, it's a party. 

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like the G6 

Stewardess is somethin' sexy 

Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey 

Told her about my condition 

Got a little mile-high flight attention 

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It's mardi gras 

Up in the clouds 

I'm up so high, I may never come down 

I'll try anything to drown out the pain 

They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane. 

We had this date marked on the calendar forever 

We'd take that new wed limo to the airport ride together 

I feel like a plastic groom 

Alone up there on top of the cake 

So hey, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane 

Buyin' drinks for everybody 

But the pilot, it's a party. 

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6 

Stewardess is somethin' sexy 

Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey 

Told her about my condition 

Got a little mile-high flight attention 

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It's mardi gras 

Up in the clouds 

I'm up so high, I may never come down. 

I'll try anything to drown out the pain. 

They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane. 

On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class 

So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass 

And when we land I'll call her up and tell her 'Kiss my ass' 

Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane 

Buyin' drinks of everybody 

But the pilot, it's a party 

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6 

Stewardess is something sexy 

Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey 

Told her about my condition 

Got a little mile-high flight attention 

It's mardi gras 

Up in the clouds 

I'm up so high, I may never come down. 

I'll try anything to drown out the pain. 

They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane. 

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane. 

I'm might be passed out 

In the baggage claim 

But right now, I'm drunk on a plane.