We Have Candy [explicit] Lyrics - Die Antwoord

Who is it? 

Some guy 

Well open the fucking door 

Helloo 

Come to the dark side, we have candy 

Yes, but do you have coffee? 

Unintelligible Whispers 

Sure, we have coffee 

Uhm, how do you take it? 

Black, like my soul 

He likes his coffee black like his soul 

He drinks it scorching hot like a fucking psycho 

He like coffee a lot and he like his coffee (now!) 

Fifty cups of coffee and we're (Unintelligeble) 

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Burn Motherfucker, burn! 

Ja! Jy's n fokken malgat (Translation: Yeah! He's a crazy-ass) 

Dumb fucks can't have a hint in my slam 

Skiet jou in jou moeder-fokken-poes want jy praat kak! (Translation: shoot you in your motherfucking cunt coz you talk shit!) 

Celebrity fok-boy rappers can't hear 

Ja! Met n vinger in jou hol in (Translation: Yeah! With a finger in your ass) 

Step the fuck back, you're whack, Motherfucker! 

Like Kanye Kardashian 

Yo I like rats and coffee and weed 

And sing with a bit of fuckin want you to be 

And I like cabs (???) and money and speed 

And driving like a poes down the motherfucking street 

And I'ma one them dudes zoom zoom zoom 

Face pump in the trunk, boom boom boom! 

Pitch black, we know 

You wanna see me but you can't 

Sipping on champagne 

(Unintelligible) 

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So, how do you feel now that you have your new dark powers? 

Uh... I feel pretty good 

Not ah... not scared at all 

I just feel kind of, I feel kind of invincible 

I'm non-stop motherfucker! 

I'm too ill to chill 

Too dope to cope 

Too lit to quit! 

You fokken peanutbutter and jellies 

You talk shit 

My foot kicks your ass 

My fist splits your lip 

My mommies shut me up with duct tape 

Now I can't pay for talking all day 

(money and the weed) 

Fucking can't wait 

Aw fuck sakes who ate my last cupcake?! 

I love coffee but not a fuck will I drink Starbucks 

Coz Starbucks sucks! 

Ja! Daai shit proe soos kak! Ek kannie! (Yeah that shit tastes like shit! I can't!) 

Oh man I'm making so much motherfucking money 

It's making my brain go funny 

Fokkit I can't take any more coffee 

Get in fokken let's go full retard 

No motherfucking milk or sugar because... 

He likes his coffee black like his soul 

He drinks it scorching hot like a fucking psycho 

He like coffee a lot and he like his coffee (now!) 

Fifty cups of coffee and we're (unintelligible) 

But sometimes I get sad and I cut myself 

A piece of cake (yeah!) 

Joke coz I get them motherfucking munchies 

Oh, motherfuck I need someone to eat 

Feel (??) so yummy, bun so nice and crunchy 

Hehehehe I dare you to fuck with me 

Aaw, now aren't you just a cute lollipop? 

Triple dipped in psycho?