Uncle Jimmy (skit) Lyrics - Ten$ion - Die Antwoord

Yo-landi: Uh, hi Jimmy. 

Jimmy: Yolandi, hi. Come in. How you doin'? 

Yo-landi: I just wanted to ask you... 

Jimmy: Come sit down. Come sit here, right here on my lap. 

Yo-landi: Uh.okay.uh.well. 

Jimmy: There you go. You want some herbal tea? 

Yo-landi: Uh, no thanks. 

Jimmy: You sure? 

Yo-landi: I'm fine. Thanks. 

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Jimmy: Oh, Yolandi, look at you. You're so cute and squishy, 

look at your little cheeky weekys you're so cute. I just want 

to keep you here in my office as my little pet; feed you, 

bathe you, comb your pretty hair. You don't have to do 

anything you don't want to do, you hear me Yolandi? 

Yo-landi: Mhmm 

Jimmy: Yeah, don't let anyone around here fuck you around. 

Yo-landi: Okay. 

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Jimmy: You need anything, you hear me, if you need anything, 

come here to my office, sit right here on my lap and tell 

Uncle Jimmy what you need, and I will give the fuck up. You got that? 

Yo-landi: Yes, Jimmy. 

Jimmy: No, call me Uncle Jimmy. 

Yo-landi: Yes, Uncle Jimmy.