She Makes Me A Killer Lyrics - $0$ - Die Antwoord

Never make a pretty woman your wife 

Never make a pretty woman your wife, why? 

You can't trust that funny look in her eye 

Never make a pretty woman your wife 

How can a angel break my heart? 

Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part 

But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me 

Yo yo yo yo! ok, let's go 

After a lekker zef show there by tings n times 

This hot chick steps to me and says, "I dig your rhymes!" 

I said, "thanks", you know and played it shmoove 

She said, "ninja, can't you sign your name on my boob?" 

I said, "no problem, what's your name?" "sophie" 

OK, okey dokey! 

Waarsie fokken koki? 

I wrote 'ninja was here', it looked fuckin ill 

Plus I wrote my number and I drew a duk fokken piel 

I said, "don't be afraid!", sophie said, "I'm not afraid" 

Then sophie came down to cape town for the holiday 

I took her to the waterfront, fokken lekker laaney 

I got a chip roll, she ordered calamari 

Yo we had a nice time plus alot of white wine 

Soon it was night time, 300 buck bill 

Fine, paid the bill, signed, ass on my mind 

Sophie said I was a lucky catch of a guy 

300 bucks is not too much to splash for a naai 

Took her back my place, mummies watching soapies 

Lamming in her stokies, mummy this is sophie 

"oh, hi sophie!" boom! boom! boom! 

Let's go back to my room, yo this shit's fuckin on 

Then sophie said, "I didn't know you live with your mom!" 

"this is not what I expected! sorry this is hectic!" 

Just gooi me wif a blow-job! "no!" wat? 

Oh I understand! let's go maybe naai in the back seat 

"what the fuck do you think I am?" I think you fuckin sexy! 

"just take me to my hotel!" bitch, call a taxi! 

Nou sit ek soos n jagse doos sonder n ereksie! 

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How can a angel break my heart? 

Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part 

But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me! 

Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing! 

A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol 

They promise you heaven, give you hell! 

My little baby is driving me crazy! 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

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Never make a pretty woman your wife 

Never make a pretty woman your wife 

Why? 

You can't trust that funny look in her eye 

Never make a pretty woman your wife 

If you feeling horny put your hands up 

Ninja 'bout to kick a little story 'bout miranda 

I was out dopping by the purple turtle hanging wif some homies 

Skopped one too many dops 

Damn I need to go pee! 

I'm on my to take a piss and I see this Scopie 

She looked just like a coloured angelina jolie 

The cherry looked very happy to see me, "mister!" 

"aren't you the rapper from the tv?" is ja 

I couldn't help staring at those nice tits 

Chilling just below them big fat blow job lips 

Plus a g-string all up in that salty crack 

I said, "shit! I need to piss but I'll be back!" 

That night was a fuckin jol, think it was a Thursday 

DJ bumped some 50, go shorty it's your birthday 

Miranda asked me in when I dropped her back at her place 

On the veranda ninja fucked miranda on the first date 

And everything was hunky fuckin dory 

Then comes the twist to this funky little story 

At my next live show 

Guess who's in the front row staring at me like a psycho 

Miranda's big green hawk eyes 

Glued to the ninja like a red beam all night 

After the show ninja gets rushed by a bunch of poppies 

I tell miranda, here's some money go buy yourself a doppie 

So I'm there signing autographs, smoking a doobie 

"can I get your autograph?" sure show me your boobies 

All of a sudden miranda busts in, making a spectacle! 

Grabs me by the nuts and starts breaking my testicles 

Jassis! I nearly smacked her cos 

Those heavy fuckin claws digging 

Into my balls was very fuckin sore! 

Eweskielik n hele klomp fokken koppe draai 

Miranda says, "tsy! vat jy my vir n fokken naai?" 

How can a angel break my heart? 

Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part 

But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me! 

Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing! 

A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol 

They promise you heaven, give you hell! 

My little baby is driving me crazy! 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

Never make a pretty woman your wife 

Never make a pretty woman your wife 

Why? 

You can't trust that funny look in her eye 

Never make a pretty woman your wife 

Jesus christ! 

Why do chicks always have to be so fuckin complicated? 

Like this one chick, lazaan, was fuckin into me! 

Plus she was a virgin! 

So this one time me and lazaan was smoking a zol 

There by dj hi-tek's crib 

When she says to me, "can't we be alone?" 

So I took her to hi-tek's room 

About to close the door, and drop the bomb 

I said, "I got the bong", she said, "I got the herb!" 

I told dj hi-tek, "do not disturb!" 

Then bada-bada-bing! bada-bada-bomb! 

I put the flame on the motherfuckin bong! 

Like now the heat is on! 

Lazaan told me she wanted me to be the one 

I started slow and sexy, yo I'ma getting some 

Punani-nani! punani-num-num! 

Like bada-bada-bam! bada-bada-boom! 

When hi-tek walks in the motherfuckin room! 

Like, fuckin blind 

There I was giving it to her from behind 

I said, "what's the matter bro?" 

"dj hi-tek you wanna have a go?" 

Lazaan starts having this moerse fuckin freak out! 

There I am standing like a doos with my dick out! 

She's kicking me! slapping! teeth flaring! swearing! 

I thought barny said: 'sharing is caring!' 

How can a angel break my heart? 

Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part 

But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me! 

Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing! 

A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol 

They promise you heaven, give you hell! 

My little baby is driving me crazy! 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer 

She makes me a killer