Where Did His Eye Go? Lyrics - Dickies

He used to be a star of the stage and screen 

But now he only sees half of everything 

A funny little man with straight black hair 

He lost it in an accident but he doesn't care 

So where did his eye go? 

I don't know 

Where did his eye go? 

I don't know 

But nothing can stop him now 

I saw him last night on the telethon 

He's doing candyman with his glasses on 

And then I saw him sing what kind of fool am I 

He whipped off his glasses and I looked at his eye 

But where did his eye go? 

I don't know 

Where did his eye go? 

I don't know 

But nothing can stop him now 

We really love that boy 

He's brought us so much joy 

He even used to be a goy 

But things are different now 

And I'm still wonderin' how 

He'll keep an eye out for me now and then 

But does he see in 3D? 

Where did his eye go? 

Is it lookin' at me?