Monster Island Lyrics - Dickies

Let's pack the kids and crank up the car now 

I bet that there's nothing like it in Moscow 

It's wild, wild ride where I met my bride 

I wanna go on again if we've got enough money 

That's where I'm gonna murder my honey 

Godzilla will be there to meet you 

So be friendly 'cause he just might eat you 

Murder she wrote on the row, row boat 

I'm gonna push her right down, keep my head above the water 

She won't come back from Monster Island 

I see them floating down the hall 

Ghosts and goblins, nine feet tall 

The trap door opens and she falls, ooh, aah 

Monster Island, Monster Island 

For a dollar, twenty five, you can murder your wife 

And have enough left over for a bag of cotton candy 

A shovel could come in handy