Howdy Doody In The Woodshed Ii Lyrics - Dickies

His hair is red, his eyes are green 

He's like a person that you've never seen 

He'll sing and dance, he's been to France 

But now he doesn't seem to stand a chance 

That's when I saw 

Howdy doody in the woodshed 

(Going down on buffalo bob) 

Howdy doody in the woodshed 

(Going down on buffalo bob) 

Howdy doody in the woodshed 

(Going down on buffalo bob) 

The woodshed 

A smarter man would never plan 

To have so many splinters in his hand 

And Clarabelle would never tell 

'Coz he's afraid that he might go to jail 

Because he saw 

Howdy doody in the woodshed 

(Going down on buffalo bob) 

Howdy doody in the woodshed 

(Going down on buffalo bob) 

Howdy doody in the woodshed 

(Going down on buffalo bob) 

The woodshed 

Well, what became of big bird 

I know it's gonna sound rather absurd 

They found some yellow feathers and some other debris 

Just underneath the peanut gallery 

Ask Mortimer Snerd ask Charlie McCarthy 

Even Oscar the grouch, has seen his casting couch 

That's when he caught a whiff of knucklehead Smiff 

That's when I saw 

Howdy doody in the woodshed 

(Going down on buffalo bob) 

Howdy doody in the woodshed 

(Going down on buffalo bob) 

Howdy doody in the woodshed 

(Going down on buffalo bob) 

The woodshed 

He does his job he works with Bob 

'Coz he was swinging from an old corn cob 

And that's the thing Bob pulls the strings 

So you know it when you hear me sing 

Howdy doody, howdy doody 

Howdy doody in the woodshed