Christmas In A Chinese Restaurant Lyrics - Diamond Rugs - Diamond Rugs

I ate chinese food on Christmas day you kicked me out 

cause I told the kids that santa sleigh did not exist 

I was drunk and you got pissed 

but anyway have a very Merry Christmas 

Is it worth it now to walk on back? 

I've walked on by a dozon times 

and thats no lie 

my lips are chaped 

my nose is red 

my tears are ice 

but anyway Feliz Navidad and all that 

I'm walking through the town square 

singing christmas carols to myself 

It's so lonley and it's cold 

and i cannot feel my toes 

but it feels more like i'm burnin in hell 

Hows the turkey hows the ham 

I can't finish my moo goo gai pan 

but thats not all they cut me off from alcohol 

but anyways ... you go on and deck the halls 

I'm walking through the town square 

singing christmas carols to myself 

It's so lonley and it's cold 

and i cannot feel my toes 

but it feels more like i'm burnin in hell 

Marry Christmas