Suffolk's Most Wanted Lyrics - Singles - Diabolic

[Intro] 

Calling all cars, we have an all-points bulletin out for two Caucasian males 

The first, R.A. The Rugged Man 

The second being, Diabolic 

Wanted in connection with a series of bar fights 

With outstanding warrants for: Public intoxication, public urination, disorderly conduct and generally just smoking up 

Over 

[Verse 1: R.A. The Rugged Man] 

Yo, better than the best, making a head burst to the best experts 

My worst verse is better than your best verse 

Compared to me? I'm Rakim and you're Fred Durst 

You're a snitch and betrayer, I'm the clip-sprayer 

You're a bitch licking popsicles that are dick flavor 

I've got a vengeance, I'll murder, leaving you dead and beheaded 

I'm leaving more bodies than the 1918 influenza epidemic 

Thought you was believing atheism and hating religion 

And replacing 'religion' with 'patriotism' 

I'm murdering and I'm mutilating any pagan or mason 

It's living, it's black, steal our chaos when I break into prison 

The bloody ape is arisen I'm the creation of freebase 

And in the streets when the police chasing 

The track lubricated in Vaseline I'm beat-raping 

Filthy rapper that's rapping in pack in the mid when I'm packing the pen 

I'm massacring men, I'm hated by Buddhists, Baptists and Catholics and the pope of the Vatican 

Hated by Satanist Hindus, hated by Madonna while she's following Kabbalah 

I'll slap you up and slam you like Hogan versus Kamala whether Bush or Obama 

It's a soap opera, I'm the embodiment of Cold Crush and Bambaataa 

You dudes is feminine girly rappers, spitting bitch bars 

That ain't spitting, that's your mouth having a vaginal discharge 

I'm on a mission like Moses when he was headed to Pharaoh 

And I'm more deadly than the murderous hands of Edwin Valero, come on 

[Chorus] 

No one gives a fuck about these scumbags 

In Suffolk County and we wear these colors proudly 

Coppers need to up the bounty 

If these suckers run their mouth we snap and act too fucking rowdy 

(R.A. The Rugged Man) *scratching* Suffolk County that's the place we live 

(Billy Danze) *scratching* Ain't nobody stopping this here 

(R.A. The Rugged Man) *scratching* Suffolk County that's the place we live 

(Jeru The Damaja) *scratching* You'll get your snotbox bust you press up on this 

[Verse 2: Diabolic] 

Here's the plan, steal my brother's van and drive it from the motherland 

With guns in hand, and buck the fans it's summer jam 

Understand? But Rugged Man's up in there 

In a bathrobe and underwear, chugging beer 

Grabbing a fat bitch by her fucking hair 

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, we'll have them all running scared 

Jumping chairs till they trample every motherfucker there 

From the jungle where there's lions, tigers and a bunch of bears 

Oh my, most die but he's so high he doesn't care 

Was it fair? Probably not, Papi that's just poppycock 

I'm lifted like I'm Ivan Drago, Rocky's throwing body shots (Bah!) 

Karate chops I'm haughty SWAT 'till it's Mollywhop 

Punani popping models running trains like a hobby shop (Choo choo) 

No lollipop, candy coat and shipping cutie pies 

Groupie thighs are spread like GYNs and checking UTIs (Ew) 

I'll make a movie like Sun Doobie if the booty's fly 

Suffolk's Most Wanted smoking loosies in a hoopy high 

Stupid, yours truly flying over the cuckoo's nest 

Hungry like I'm out in Budapest chewing human flesh (Yum) 

Moving through your set with the same Suffolk's squad 

Hustle hard, smack a juice head and jack his muscle car (Bitch) 

Getting drunk in bars, breaking jaws where trouble starts 

My train of thoughts stays on course, L-I double R 

A couple stars from Stony Brook to Huntington 

Running in the spotlight, don't let these motherfuckers in 

[Chorus] 

[Outro] 

Officer needs assistance, officer down! 

Suspects last seen fleeing south on Route 110 in a stolen police cruiser with their middle fingers out the window screaming, "Fuck the police!" 

Uh, uh, we- we lost them 

Uh, awh shit, we lost them 

Whereabouts unknown 

*stammering* Ahhh, fuck