Post Post-modern Man Lyrics - Devo

If I had a hammer 

I'd wake up all my neighbors 

Pounding out a rhythm 

All about you 

If I had a pencil 

I'd push me some paper 

I'd build a skyscraper 

To get close to you 

If I had a lasso 

I'd said out the window 

And land on an island 

Next to you 

If I had a hot rod 

I'd fasten up my seat belt 

And break the speed limit 

Gettin' to you 

But I ain't got a hammer 

And I ain't got a pencil 

And I ain't got a lasso 

So I'm doing it the hard way 

Like a post post-modern man 

If I had a credit card 

I'd clear me a pathway 

Through the deepest jungle 

Right to your door 

If I had a camera 

I'd snap away my fingers 

And collect up the pictures 

Of you, of course 

But I ain't got a hot rod 

And I ain't got a credit card 

No chance for a camera 

So I'm doing it the hard way 

Like a post post-modern man 

Well I ain't go a hammer 

And I ain't got a lasso 

No chance for a camera 

So I'm doing it the hard way 

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