Interpretive Reading Lyrics - Desert Sessions

Do you mind telling me 

What is on your head? 

Who is that, said George 

Where are you? 

Right behind you, said the voice 

Look here 

George looked and saw two eyes 

Who are you? He asked the eyes 

Are you a ghost? 

Huh, yes, the eyes replied 

But I will have you call me Fred 

I still want to know what is on your head 

Oh, that, said George 

Id forgotten about that 

It is my hat I used 

When I was playing astronaut 

Please take it off, said Fred 

It makes your voice sound off 

So George took off the hat 

Is that better? He asked 

Much, much, much better, Fred replied 

You have a nice voice 

If you give it a chance 

Maybe youll get your choice 

Thank you, said George 

Nobody ever told me that before 

What brings you hear? Asked Fred 

This is no place for a boy alone 

Oh, but yes, it is, said George 

What about you? 

Why are you here? 

Its a long story, Fred replied 

Why dont you take off your pants 

And Ill tell you 

But be brief with your briefs 

Im here to guard some treasure 

Treasure, where is that? 

Where you least expect it 

The end