Mass Nerder Lyrics - Cool To Be You - Descendents

Don't got no goatee 

Don't got no tattoo 

Don't got no nose ring 

Don't wanna be like you 

Check out these glasses 

So I'll never be cool 

Always get my assed kick 

When I get to school 

Don't worry about image 

Don't got no attitude 

I know I won't get laid 

If I wont be like you! 

Don't got no biceps 

Don't got no pecks 

But I'll read you under the table 

With my thick specks 

See I got these glasses 

So they kick my ass 

But I'll kick their asses 

When I get to class 

I got these glasses 

So I can't wear shades 

I'll kick their asses 

I'll get good grades 

Gonna kick their asses in class 

Gonna kick their asses in class 

Gonna kick their asses in class 

Gonna get good grades! 

I can't get rid of the times 

Can't stop the party line 

Don't know what the scenes about 

Don't tell me to mellow out! 

Don't got no goatee 

No fucking safety pin 

No I ain't no junkee 

Don't got no heroin 

Don't got no styling lotion 

Don't wanna live by the ocean 

Just wanna be myself 

All you poseurs go to hell! 

Gonna kick their asses in class 

Gonna kick their asses in class 

Gonna kick their asses in class 

Gonna get good grades! 

Asses in class 

Asses in class 

Asses in class 

Asses in class 

Asses in class 

Asses in class 

Asses in class 

Asses in class 

Asses in class 

We must read 

We must read 

We must read 

We must read 

RRRREEEEAAAADDDD! 

Somebody get me a book!